Jonny Porkpie

The Burlesque Mayor of NYC

Jonny Porkpie: The Burlesque Mayor of New York City, 2013 candidate for "actual" mayor of NYC, creator of Pinchbottom Burlesque, the "Best Burlesque" in NY (New York Magazine, The Village Voice) which this spring launches an extended off-Broadway run of Pretençión: un cirque de burlesque, un burlesque de cirque, as well as Dead Sexy, international bump and grind gameshows Grab My Junk and The Naked Truth, author of The Corpse Wore Pasties, burlesque performer and host, and all-around fool.

Events

Sat 22 JUN
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Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, June 22, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sun 23 JUN
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Pinchbottom's Pretençión

Where your imagination hits your funny bone: Pinchbottom's Pretençión, a neo-burlesque show with a rotating all-star cast of some of the hottest names in the business. Join a French Stripper, a Traumatized Clown, and an Ordinary Man on sensual quest for Pretençión, which turns performers from ordinary "Jerques" into self-important "Cirques" -- magical, spellbinding artistes who peel away the mundane with every layer of clothing.

Featuring international bump and grind superstars like Angie Pontani, Broadway Brassy, Dirty Martini, Fancy Chance, Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Jonny Porkpie, Julie Atlas Muz, Little Brooklyn, Mat "Sealboy" Fraser, Tansy, Tigger!, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, and more in this eye-popping, mind-bending, pants-dropping, hilarious adventure!

8:00 PM EDT, Sunday, June 23, 2013 The Elektra Theater, 669 8th Avenue NYC
Fri 28 JUN

Grab My Junk: Washington DC

Grab My Junk returns to one of its favorite cities.

It's a gameshow... and a burlesque show... in one! Watch in awe as world-renowned burlesque performers bump and grind, tease and titillate, sway and strip. Then get to know them even more intimately. Learn their deepest, darkest secrets as you compete for the chance to win terrible prizes! Never fear; fabulous prizes also await, but only if you're brave enough to... GRAB MY JUNK. Hosted by Jonny Porkpie, with Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Donny Vomit of Strange For Hire, Bunny Buxom, and Cherie Sweetbottom.

9:00 PM EDT, Friday, June 28, 2013 The Bier Baron, 1523 22nd Street NW DC Washington, DC
Sat 29 JUN
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Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, June 29, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sun 30 JUN
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Pinchbottom's Pretençión

Where your imagination hits your funny bone: Pinchbottom's Pretençión, a neo-burlesque show with a rotating all-star cast of some of the hottest names in the business. Join a French Stripper, a Traumatized Clown, and an Ordinary Man on sensual quest for Pretençión, which turns performers from ordinary "Jerques" into self-important "Cirques" -- magical, spellbinding artistes who peel away the mundane with every layer of clothing.

Featuring international bump and grind superstars like Angie Pontani, Broadway Brassy, Dirty Martini, Fancy Chance, Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Jonny Porkpie, Julie Atlas Muz, Little Brooklyn, Mat "Sealboy" Fraser, Tansy, Tigger!, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, and more in this eye-popping, mind-bending, pants-dropping, hilarious adventure!

8:00 PM EDT, Sunday, June 30, 2013 The Elektra Theater, 669 8th Avenue NYC
Sat 6 JUL

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, July 6, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Fri 12 JUL
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Pinchbottom's Naked Planet

This could well be the original "nerdlesque" show... First performed in 2006, Pinchbottom's classic take on Science Fiction has not been seen in over 5 years... and this summer, it returns! Welcome to a dark future where burlesque is forbidden on all civilized worlds. We are the brave crew of the spacedinghy Pinchbottom, the last vestige of sexiness in the sector. Our mission: to find the vanished burlesquers and convince them to return and reawaken the passions of humanity. And so we wander the fringes of space, searching for a mythical planet of myth, full of beautiful people willing to take off their clothes in public. The legendary.... Naked Planet. "Your perverted genre fantasies have come shimmying to life" -Time Out New York. With Space Captain Jonny Porkpie, BB Heart, Schaffer The Darklord, Anita Cookie & Scott Rayow, and many more

10:00 PM EDT, Friday, July 12, 2013 Coney Island USA, 1208 Surf Avenue, Brooklyn
Sat 13 JUL

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, July 13, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 20 JUL

Shocks & C*cks 5: Hot Meat

For five years, the infamous All Nude, All Dude Revue has been heating up stages across the five boroughs, and now it's hotter than ever… because for the first time, it's happening in the summer! A sizzling platter of hot male striptease, this after-hours all-you-can-eat summer BBQ sausage fest brings the biggest names in boylesque to the stage to bare it all… especially their talent.

Please note: The show is Friday Night/Saturday Morning at 1:00am.

1:00 AM EDT, Saturday, July 20, 2013 The Kraine Theater, 85 East 4th Street NYC
Sat 20 JUL

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, July 20, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 27 JUL

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, July 27, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 3 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 3, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 10 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 10, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 17 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 17, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 24 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 24, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 31 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 31, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
 

Press Clippings

New York's "Best Naked Impresario"

"Porkpie owns the evening with the unfaltering wit of his rapid-fire banter."

"Impresario, fiction writer, comedian, bottom-pincher and good-natured bon vivant."

On "The Corpse Wore Pasties": "Much of the fun lies in Porkpie's witty and telling observations of life in the raunchy burlesque world, and the tone is more playful than pornographic despite plentiful references to sexual activity. Readers will enjoy the twists and action and hope for future Porkpie investigations."

"Most Innovative" 2006 (co-winner)

"Full of double entendres, rattling them off as smoothly as an adept playa runs game."

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Jonny Porkpie in Competitive Burlesque

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