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Thursday, July 2 @ 9:00 PM
Skullduggery & Skin: A FISTFUL OF PASTIES
The wild west gets hotter and even more dangerous when Sheriff Cadabra comes to town looking for the notorious "Pastie Ban-Tits" lead by the innocent looking but very dangerous Gal Friday & her gang of outlaws! The Pastie Ban-Tits are an ornery gang that is dead set against pasties being used to lock up the beauty of their bodies but Sheriff Cadabra is hot on their trail and will keep them in pasties even if it comes down to an eye twitching, pastie twirling one-on-one shootout to the death! Will Cadabra emerge victorious or will Gal & her gang emerge naked? It's a Fistful of Pasties and it's anyone's game! Brought to you by Albert Cadabra & Gal Friday, with Little Brooklyn, Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie, and many more
Burlesque on the Beach , 1208 Surf Ave., Brooklyn

Friday, July 3 @ 11:00 PM
Wasabassco at Union Hall
Wasabassco's regular monthly show at Brooklyn's beautiful Union Hall in Park Slope. Come experience a trademark Wasabassco evening of couple-friendly, risqué-fun, plenty of saucy striptease, and spicy shenanigans. [more info]
Union Hall, 702 Union Street Brooklyn, NY

Saturday, July 11 @ 8:00 PM
Wasabassco & Gilded Lily in Baltimore
Wasabassco's travelling burlesque review and medicine show joins up with Gilded Lily for our first trip to Baltimore! Starring Anita Cookie, Doc Wasabassco, GiGi La Femme, Jonny Porkpie, Nasty Canasta
, Baltimore, MD

Wednesday, July 15 @ 7:00 PM
PRETENÇIÓN: un cirque de burlesque, un burlesque de cirque

Pinchbottom's Summer Hit Returns for FIVE BIG NIGHTS
Wed, July 15 through Sun, July 19 @ PS 122

Pretençión is the place where Mystery sits at a table with Elegance, and Imagination orders a round of drinks before dinner. It is a world where those drinks are served by a pompous clown. Join Pinchbottom on a sensual quest for Pretençión, an imaginary yet sexy element that turns burlesque performers into infuriatingly, unendurably spellbinding artistes who peel away the mundane with every layer of clothing. Step into the world of Pretençión -- but be careful not to trip on the magic.

starring NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE with NAUGHTIA NICE, ARROGANT MICK, and TIGGER! with special guest stars AMBER RAY, ANGIE PONTANI, BAMBI THE MERMAID, CLAMS CASINO, CREAMY STEVENS, DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA, DIRTY MARTINI, GAL FRIDAY, GIGI LA FEMME, HARVEST MOON, JO BOOBS, JULIE ATLAS MUZ, LEGS MALONE, LEROI THE GIRL BOI, LITTLE BROOKLYN, MADAME ROSEBUD, MAT FRASER, MS TICKLE, PEEKABOO POINTE, RUBY VALENTINE [more info]

Performance Space 122, 150 First Ave. at E. 9th St

Thursday, July 23 @ 8:00 PM
Gameshow Speakeasy: Guess My Job
Neil and Clams bring you their classic guessing game that has been a live downtown hit for over two years! A panel of NYC's nightlife favorites (from burlesquers to bloggers) join forces and attempt to guess the occupation of regular New Yorkers-- and the identity of fabulous celebrity mystery guests! (Past mystery guests have included Martha Plimpton, Zach Galifianakis, Mo Rocca and Randy Jones, to name just a few-- who knows who you'll see next month!) And every month contestants are drawn from our audience, so you just might get to come up and play the game for fabulous prizes from our sponsors! See the show Time Out calls New York's Number One game night for under $7, and the New York Post, Village Voice, Next Magazine Gawker and more all recommend! You don't even need to know the secret knock to get in on this Speakeasy's underground action. [more info]
The Slipper Room, 167 Orchard Street

Saturday, July 25 @ 10:00 PM
The Palace of Wonders 3rd Anniversary Blast
Wasabassco helps the Palace of Wonders celebrate their 3rd anniversary of bringing fabulous freaks and bodacious burlesque to our Nation's Capitol! [more info]
The Palace of Wonders, 1210 H St. NE Washington, DC


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