Jonny Porkpie

The Burlesque Mayor of NYC

Jonny Porkpie: The Burlesque Mayor of New York City, regular candidate for "actual" mayor of NYC, creator of Pinchbottom Burlesque, the "Best Burlesque" in NY (New York Magazine, The Village Voice) which produced the Off-Broadway shows "The Pinch Brothers in The Bawdy House" as part of MarxFest in May 2014, and "Pretençión: un cirque de burlesque, un burlesque de cirque" in 2013. A Pastor at the Church of Titillation, her is also the creator of Dead Sexy and international bump and grind gameshow Grab My Junk, author of The Corpse Wore Pasties, burlesque performer, teacher, and host, and all-around fool.

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Encore Performance This November

The year: 1899. On the dusty trails of the American traveling show circuit, there are two main contenders in the battle for audiences: “Cowboy Chris’ Wild West Extravaganza” and “Dapper Donny V’s Circus Carnival Sideshow.” For years, these arch-rivals have used every trick in the book (and some too dirty to write down) to steal crowds from each other, but when a new show takes to the road—one that offers its thrills not in the form of sword-swallowing or whip-cracking, but in the burgeoning art of “strip-tease”—they must join forces to bring down the upstart. Will “Professor Porkpie’s Bim-Bam Burlesque Spectacular” fall to the machinations of these con-men, or will nudity conquer all? There’s only one place to find out: in STRIPPER/CARNY/COWBOY, November 5 at 8pm at The Slipper Room.

For one night only, “Mayor of Burlesque” Jonny Porkpie teams up with “Strange for Hire” sideshow legend Donny Vomit and international cowboy superstar Chris McDaniel for a brand-new show unlike ever seen before on this earth. Also starring Bunny Buxom, Frankie Sin, and featuring Jo "Boobs" Weldon. In the immortal ballyhoo of the 1890s, Miss This At Your Peril.

Events

Sat 1 NOV

The Blue Book

Porkpie hosts a delicious little show on Bourbon Street featuring Bella Blue, Go Go McGregor, and Jo "Boobs" Weldon

9:00 PM EDT, Saturday, November 1, 2014 Lucky Pierre's, 735 Bourbon Street, NOLA
Wed 5 NOV
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Stripper/Carny/Cowboy

Encore Presentation! The year: 1899. On the dusty trails of the American traveling show circuit, there are two contenders in the battle for audiences: “Cowboy Chris’ Wild West Extravaganza” and “Dapper Donny V’s Circus Carnival Sideshow.” For years, these arch-rivals have used every trick in the book (and some too dirty to write down) to steal crowds from each other, but when a new show takes to the road—one that offers its thrills not in the form of sword-swallowing or whip-cracking, but in the burgeoning art of “strip-tease”—they must join forces to bring down the upstart. Will “Professor Porkpie’s Bim-Bam Burlesque Spectacular” fall to the machinations of these con-men, or will nudity conquer all? There’s only one place to find out: in STRIPPER/CARNY/COWBOY, November 5 at 8pm at The Slipper Room in NYC.

For one night only, “Mayor of Burlesque” Jonny Porkpie teams up with “Strange for Hire” sideshow legend Donny Vomit and international cowboy superstar Chris McDaniel for an encore presentation of a show unlike any ever seen on this earth. Also starring Bunny Buxom, Frankie Sin, and Jo “Boobs” Weldon. In the immortal ballyhoo of the 1890s, Miss This At Your Peril.

8:00 PM EST, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 The Slipper Room, 167 Orchard Street, New York NY 10002
Sun 9 NOV
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The Church of Titillation: Revival

After a monthlong possession by the monsters at Dead Sexy, Church of Titillation is back! It's an old-time tent revival and burlesque show spreading the good word about great sex through the striptease sermons of Little Brooklyn, Angelique Ala Mode, Cheeky Lane, Dangrrr Doll, Apathy Angel, Selena Vixen, Patrick Davis, cantor Bunny Buxom, and Pastor Jonny Porkpie.

8:00 PM EST, Sunday, November 9, 2014 669 8th Avenue, NYC
Fri 14 NOV
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Hubba Hubba Revue: Crime!

BURLESQUE BURGLARS! Thieves & Tease! -- Load up the getaway car & head for DNA Lounge , 'cuz the world-famous Hubba Hubba Revue is gonna pull a HEIST with the raciest rogue's-gallery ever assembled!

Porkpie joins a cavalcade of LA and SF burlesquers in a night of crime.
Cast includes Donatella MeLies (Los Angeles), The Ruby Besler Show (Los Angeles), Fever Blister (Los Angeles), Angie Cakes (Los Angeles), aerialist Shredder Hoops, pole-acrobat Elle Emme, Mojo DeVille, Meka La Creme, Stilletta Maraschino, Honey Lebang, Pearl E. Gates, Kellita, Odessa Lil, The Indra, Mee Zee, Bunnypistol, Fishnet Follies Classic Burlesque Revue & The Best Weekend Ever, Miss Honey Penny, Mynx DMeanor, Gorilla X & The Hubba Hubba Go-Go Gang hosted by Jimmy Kingfish & Kevin "The Beard" Hancock

9:00 PM PST, Friday, November 14, 2014 DNA Lounge, 375 Eleventh Street, San Francisco
Sat 15 NOV
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The Siren Show: Game On!

THE SIREN SHOW presents a playful celebration of games of the mind and body with...GAME ON!

**Note: This is the LAST Siren Show event before Assembly closes it's doors on Dec 1st. After GAME ON, the show will be going on a brief hiatus due to the venue closure, though we will have other sizzling entertainment options available to you during this time (learn more at www.houseofsizzle.com). Needless to say, this is going to be a VERY, VERY special Siren Show, and we hope to see you all there to celebrate the end of this awesomely sizzling chapter of Sacramento's live entertainment history.

9:00 PM PST, Saturday, November 15, 2014 Assembly Music Hall, 1000 K St, Sacramento, CA
Mon 17 NOV

Grab My Junk: San Francisco

It's a gameshow... and a burlesque show... in one!

Watch in awe as world-renowned burlesque performers bump and grind, tease and titillate, sway and strip. Then, get to know them even more intimately. Learn their deepest, darkest secrets as you compete for the chance to win terrible prizes! Never fear; fabulous prizes also await, but only if you're brave enough to... GRAB MY JUNK.

The world's most touching gameshow returns to the Bay Area, with special guest announcer Kingfish, plus Mynx d'Meanor, June St. Croix, Frankie Fictitious, Harden Reddy, Bubbles Entendre, Annie Savoy

9:00 PM PST, Monday, November 17, 2014 TBA, San Francisco
Sun 23 NOV
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Church of Titillation

It's back to church for Pastor Porkpie, ready once again to lead the flock into temptation.

8:00 PM EST, Sunday, November 23, 2014 669 8th Avenue, NYC
 

Teaser for The Pinch Brothers in The Bawdy House

Press Clippings

New York's "Best Naked Impresario"

"Porkpie owns the evening with the unfaltering wit of his rapid-fire banter."

"Impresario, fiction writer, comedian, bottom-pincher and good-natured bon vivant."

On "The Corpse Wore Pasties": "Much of the fun lies in Porkpie's witty and telling observations of life in the raunchy burlesque world, and the tone is more playful than pornographic despite plentiful references to sexual activity. Readers will enjoy the twists and action and hope for future Porkpie investigations."

"Most Innovative" 2006 (co-winner)

"Full of double entendres, rattling them off as smoothly as an adept playa runs game."

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