Jonny Porkpie

The Burlesque Mayor of NYC

Jonny Porkpie: The Burlesque Mayor of New York City, 2013 candidate for "actual" mayor of NYC, creator of Pinchbottom Burlesque, the "Best Burlesque" in NY (New York Magazine, The Village Voice) which this spring launches an extended off-Broadway run of Pretençión: un cirque de burlesque, un burlesque de cirque, as well as Dead Sexy, international bump and grind gameshows Grab My Junk and The Naked Truth, author of The Corpse Wore Pasties, burlesque performer and host, and all-around fool.

Events

Sat 18 MAY
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Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown.

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, May 18, 2013 The Crypt Cabaret at Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sun 19 MAY
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Pinchbottom's Pretençión

Un Cirque De Burlesque, Un Burlesque De Cirque. Twice a week, Step into the world of Pretençión -- but be careful not to trip on the magic.

Featuring a rotating all-headliner cast of international bump and grind superstars: Angie Pontani, Broadway Brassy, Dirty Martini, Fancy Chance, Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Jonny Porkpie, Julie Atlas Muz, Little Brooklyn, Lux La Croix, Mat "Sealboy" Fraser, Tansy, Tigger!, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, and more!

8:00 PM EDT, Sunday, May 19, 2013 The Elektra Theater, 669 8th Avenue NYC
Mon 20 MAY

High Hat: May

May flowers aren't the only bloomers when High Hat returns for its May show at midtown's hottest gin joint, The Rum House, featuring New York's hottest ecdysiasts, Jo "Boobs" Weldon, The Maine Attraction, and Tansy bumping and grinding to the music of New York's hottest band, The Candy Shop Boys (Arthur Vint, Jesse Elder, Matt Parker, Scott Tixier, Kenball Zwerin) hosted by New York's hottest Mayoral Candidate, Jonny Porkpie.

9:30 PM EDT, Monday, May 20, 2013 The Rum House, 228 West 47th Street, NYC
Thu 23 MAY
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Pinchbottom's Pretençión

Un Cirque De Burlesque, Un Burlesque De Cirque. Twice a week, Step into the world of Pretençión -- but be careful not to trip on the magic.

Featuring a rotating all-headliner cast of international bump and grind superstars: Angie Pontani, Broadway Brassy, Dirty Martini, Fancy Chance, Jo "Boobs" Weldon, Jonny Porkpie, Julie Atlas Muz, Little Brooklyn, Lux La Croix, Mat "Sealboy" Fraser, Tansy, Tigger!, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, and more!

10:00 PM EDT, Thursday, May 23, 2013 The Elektra Theater, 669 8th Avenue NYC
Sat 25 MAY
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Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown.

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, May 25, 2013 The Crypt Cabaret at Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 1 JUN

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, June 1, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 8 JUN

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, June 8, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 15 JUN

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, June 15, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 22 JUN

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, June 22, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 29 JUN

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, June 29, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 6 JUL

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, July 6, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 13 JUL

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, July 13, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 20 JUL

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, July 20, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 27 JUL

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, July 27, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 3 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 3, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 10 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 10, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 17 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 17, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 24 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 24, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
Sat 31 AUG

Dead Sexy

A frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course... Death.

Different performers every week - visit the website for full rundown

10:00 PM EDT, Saturday, August 31, 2013 Times Scare, 669 8th Avenue, Manhattan
 

Press Clippings

New York's "Best Naked Impresario"

"Porkpie owns the evening with the unfaltering wit of his rapid-fire banter."

"Impresario, fiction writer, comedian, bottom-pincher and good-natured bon vivant."

On "The Corpse Wore Pasties": "Much of the fun lies in Porkpie's witty and telling observations of life in the raunchy burlesque world, and the tone is more playful than pornographic despite plentiful references to sexual activity. Readers will enjoy the twists and action and hope for future Porkpie investigations."

"Most Innovative" 2006 (co-winner)

"Full of double entendres, rattling them off as smoothly as an adept playa runs game."

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Jonny Porkpie in Competitive Burlesque

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