Jonny Porkpie's
Upcoming Appearances

Friday, July 30 @ 9:30 PM Grab My Junk
America's most touching gameshow comes to Washington, DC for two gigantic shows! At 9:30 and 11:30 on July 30, catch the event that everyone has been filing charges about... GRAB MY JUNK! Watch in awe as your favorite burlesque performers bump and grind, then get to know them even more intimately, learning their deepest, darkest secrets as you compete for the chance to win terrible prizes! Never fear; fabulous prizes also await, but only if you're brave enough to... GRAB MY JUNK. [more info]
The Palace of Wonders, 1210 H Street NW, Washington DC

Friday, August 13 @ 10:00 PM Pinchbottom: A Day On The Boardwalk, A Night at the Sideshow
When Hugo J. Porkenbush, house doctor to the Coney Island Sideshow, accidentally incapacitates all the performers, he has to find replacement acts -- and fast! So he recruits a pair of Boardwalk grifters (Nasto & Tiggo) to shanghai "volunteers" for the show. But when, instead of hapless victims, they abduct a bevy of burlesque performers from the Mermaid Parade, the show goes on... a lot further than anyone expected! [more info]
Burlesque at the Beach , 1208 Surf Ave., Brooklyn

Jonny Porkpie's Photo Ops

Jonny Porkpie, Patriot
by Leland Bobbe

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Jonny Porkpie and friends
by Don Spiro

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Jonny Porkpie, Mayoral Candidate, Patriot
by Don Spiro

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Jonny Porkpie, thinking up Bad Ideas
by Don Spiro

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Jonny Porkpie (center), Nasty Canasta (left), Anita Cookie (right)
by Don Spiro

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Jonny Porkpie as "Porkfeld"
by Don Spiro
(Press Photo from "You Only Pinch Twice" James Bond Burlesque)

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Jonny Porkpie "of the East"
photo by Ted D'Ottavio
(Press Photo from "Pretençión")

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Jonny Porkpie as "Baron Schweintorte"
photo by Don Spiro
(Press Photo from "Raiders of the Temple of The Golden Boobs of Doom crusade" Indiana Jones Burlesque)

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Jonny Porkpie as a superhero
by Ted D'Ottavio
(Press Photo from "POW! ZAP! BOOB!" Superhero Burlesque)

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Humpty Fan Dance
photo by Dale Harris

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