Jonny Porkpie's
Upcoming Appearances

Saturday, April 28 @ 1:00 AM The Night Cap at Drive Thru Burlesque
Drive Thru Burlesque presents three separate shows at 11pm, Midnight, and 1am, featuring different hosts and casts of burlesque and variety, go-go dance breaks, prizes, and surprises. Porkpie hosts The Night Cap at 1:00am, when things get late-night crazy. Featuring Lil' Miss Lixx, Legs Malone, and Miss Coney Island 2011 Lefty Lucy!
Parkside Lounge, 317 East Houston Street, Manhattan)

Saturday, April 28 @ 8:00 PM The New York Boylesque Festival Main Event
Porkpie joins comrades-in-arms (and other body parts) in getting naked at the Main Event of first annual New York Boylesque Festival, including Tigger!, The Evil Hate Monkey, 2006 Mr. Exotic World winner Hot Toddy, plus boys from Seattle, Chicago, Toronto, and many many more. Porkpie may not be the biggest fan of the word "boylesque", but he's always happy to be surrounded by naked men, and so will you be.
REBEL, 251 W 30th Street, Manhattan

Sunday, April 29 @ 1:00 PM Tassel Twirling for Men Class with The New York School of Burlesque
If you've got nipples, you can twirl tassels. If you've got a butt, you can twirl assels. And guess what you need to twirl a tasticle? Put your best chest forward and learn this unique skill from Jonny Porkpie and headmistress of the New York School of Burlesque Jo "Boobs" Weldon, a man (and a woman) who have taught tassel twirling on every part of the body in every part of the world. From NYC to LA, Coney Island to Sydney Harbor, everywhere the globe spins, they've brought the twirl. Tassels, assels, and tasticles provided. Why should girls have all the fun? Part of the New York Boylesque Festival [more info]
440 Studios, 440 Lafayette Street, Manhattan

Thursday, May 17 @ 9:00 PM The Sublime vs. The Ridiculous: Round One
After years of collaborating to make burlesque the vibrant, wonderful art form it is today, The Sublime and The Ridiculous have recently had a falling out, becoming bitter, bitter rivals, embroiled an epic bump and grind conflict sure to shake (and shimmy) the very foundations of ecdysiasm. On May 17 & 24, at the Coney Island Sideshow, the battle will be joined in a two part campaign that will finally bring to an end this beautiful, farcical war. Generals Jonny Porkpie & Legs Malone, with Boo Boo Darling, Creamy Stevens, and more. [more info]
Coney Island USA, 1208 Surf Avenue, Brooklyn NY

Saturday, May 19 @ 10:00 PM The Naked Truth
The Burlesque Game Show continues to delve deep into the private lives of burlesque superstars while awarding audience members fabulous sexy prizes. Jonny Porkpie hosts with announcer Scott Rayow, Bunny Buxom and Satira Sin assist, and guest stars include Tigger!, The Maine Attraction, and more. Prizes from Babeland, The New York School of Burlesque, Hard Case Crime, Molly Crabapple, Karen Abbot, Gotham Burlesque, and more! [more info]
The Triad NYC, 158 West 72nd Street

Thursday, May 24 @ 9:00 PM The Sublime vs. The Ridiculous: Round Two
After years of collaborating to make burlesque the vibrant, wonderful art form it is today, The Sublime and The Ridiculous have recently had a falling out, becoming bitter, bitter rivals, embroiled an epic bump and grind conflict sure to shake (and shimmy) the very foundations of ecdysiasm. On May 17 & 24, at the Coney Island Sideshow, the battle will be joined in a two part campaign that will finally bring to an end this beautiful, farcical war. Generals Jonny Porkpie & Legs Malone, with BB Heart, Jenny C'est Quoi, and Tansy. [more info]
Coney Island USA, 1208 Surf Avenue, Brooklyn NY

Jonny Porkpie's Photo Ops
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Jonny & Brassy's HIP-HOP abomiNATION
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The Cast of Jonny & Brassy's HIP-HOP abomiNATION by Don Spiro

Creator/Host Jonny Porkpie and Guest Star Jo Boobs Weldon, by Don Spiro GRAB MY JUNK bump & grind gameshowCreator/Host Jonny Porkpie and Guest Star Jo Boobs Weldon, by Don Spiro
Creator/Host Jonny Porkpie and Guest Star Jo Boobs Weldon, by Don Spiro
Creator/Host Jonny Porkpie by Don Spiro
Creator/Host Jonny Porkpie and Guest Star Jo Boobs Weldon, by Don Spiro
Creator/Host Jonny Porkpie and Guest Star Jo Boobs Weldon, by Don Spiro
Creator/Host Jonny Porkpie and Guest Star Jo Boobs Weldon, by Don Spiro




THE JONNY DONNY SHOW


Jonny Porkpie (Hair)
& Donny Vomit (Bald)
photos by Don Spiro (Bald)

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Jonny Porkpie, Patriot
by Leland Bobbe

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Jonny Porkpie and friends
by Don Spiro

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Jonny Porkpie, Mayoral Candidate, Patriot
by Don Spiro

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Jonny Porkpie, thinking up Bad Ideas
by Don Spiro

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Jonny Porkpie (center), Nasty Canasta (left), Anita Cookie (right)
by Don Spiro

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Jonny Porkpie as "Porkfeld"
by Don Spiro
(Press Photo from "You Only Pinch Twice" James Bond Burlesque)

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Jonny Porkpie "of the East"
photo by Ted D'Ottavio
(Press Photo from "Pretençión")

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Jonny Porkpie as "Baron Schweintorte"
photo by Don Spiro
(Press Photo from "Raiders of the Temple of The Golden Boobs of Doom crusade" Indiana Jones Burlesque)

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Jonny Porkpie as a superhero
by Ted D'Ottavio
(Press Photo from "POW! ZAP! BOOB!" Superhero Burlesque)

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Humpty Fan Dance
photo by Dale Harris

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